Category: Newsletter
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Week 17 Newsletter: Heroes, Heartbreak, and History
(cue theme music) I’ve paid my dues (unlike some of you)… time after time… After a long, long season… I’ve done my sentence… but committed no crime… Filled with ups and downs and plenty of injuries… And bad mistakes… I’ve made a few… And a few questionable waiver wire pickups… I’ve had my share of sand…
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Week 16 Newsletter: Winter Has Come
It’s fucking cold outside, the days are as short as they can be, and annoying music is playing on a loop. But, we’ve got some good ‘ol fashioned football to keep us all warm during the winter. Plus, you know, all of that holiday spirit and family time and presents and shit. One more week…
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Week 15 Newsletter: May The Force Be With You
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Week 14 Newsletter: The Tournament Begins
First off, sorry this is coming out a day late. I had everything done but the picture edits, which I was going to take care of yesterday. However, I got a text from one of my executive producers saying I had to come in from noon to 6 p.m. I wasn’t close to my computer…
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Week 13 Newsletter: Hey Football Heads
Me last Friday: “Hmm… what should the theme for the next newsletter be? We’re getting close to the playoffs, so maybe something about battling for survival… something high-volume, turning it up to 11, heavy metal style. It’s gotta be badass and set the mood for the big showdowns coming up later… something hardcore and super manly…
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Week 12 Newsletter: Thankful for Football
(cue theme music) Happy Thanksgiving! Go spend time with your family and friends. But, if you need a distraction from some unbearable relatives, I’ve got just the thing. RECAP OF LAST WEEK THE KRISPY KRITTERS (7-4) DEF. LORD SANDWICH (6-5) 99.68 – 76.50 A lot of times, you can’t find a straight up position comparison…
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Week 11 Newsletter: Spin That Black Circle
I hate it when people completely skip Thanksgiving and go straight to celebrating Christmas (looking at you, Starbucks/department stores/90% of my coworkers). However, I’ve got to mention the Most Wonderful Time of the Year because it will mark another year that Ewing will not get me a present. Believe it or not, I don’t have…
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Week 10 Newsletter: Ragnaroking and Rolling
Two years ago, I watched 100 movies (that I had never seen before) in a year. That’s a new movie for about three/four days. While I loved it because it broadened my horizon and finally crossed off some must-see films from my list, the task also sort of burned me out when it came to…
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Week 9 Newsletter: Houston’s Ups and Downs
SHOOT IT! Congrats to the Houston Astros on winning the 2017 World Series! I’m sure I speak for everyone here (especially Nick) when I say that I’m happy the Astros beat the Los Angeles Dodgers and captured the first championship in franchise history. It’s a remarkable achievement for a team that has been synonymous with…
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Week 8 Newsletter: Spooky Edition
(cue theme music) Boys and girls of every age, Wouldn’t you like to see something strange? Come with us and you will see, This, our league of Fantasy! This is Fantasy, this is Fantasy! Footballs deflate in the dead of night! This is Fantasy, everybody get a huge lead, It’s not like we can blow THIS one,…
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