Tag: draft
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Week 1 Newsletter: Who’s Your Daddy?
Holy shit, the season’s here already?! Where has the time gone? The last thing I can remember is the Raiders drafting Ashton Jeanty. Ever since then I’ve been in my room watching Jeanty’s college highlights, plus that time he sent Deommodore Lenoir to the shadow realm. That’s not entirely true. I also took a trip this summer to get several more…
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Week 1 Newsletter: Evermore
Lady and gentlemen, football is back! Before I go through the latest fantasy football and NFL news, notes, and opinions, I would like to highlight one new aspect of these newsletters. For the first time ever, they’re available online! Remember that website I made to give my World Cup of Hate project a place to call home?…
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Week 1 Newsletter: Feeling Blue
Football is back, motherfuckers! The final sign of the NFL’s return is here at last — the first newsletter of the season has been released. With both real and fantasy football being played today, anticipation is high for pretty much everyone whose real team doesn’t have a star player calling out the head coach and…
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Week 1 Newsletter: Florida Men
The leaves are turning red, pumpkin spice is in the air, school is back in session, and it’s no longer fashionable to wear white. Despite the area just getting through several days of triple digit hell, Fall is indeed upon us, bringing with it the greatest season of them all: football. With all the craziness…
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Week 1 Newsletter: A HOF Beginning
Things are finally getting back to normal. Businesses have opened back up, fans can attend sporting events again, and travel is returning to average levels. Of course, the pandemic is far from other — in fact a shit ton of cases, hospitalizations, and deaths have been reported in recent months (largely due to unvaccinated dipshits, but still). Booster…
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Week 1 Newsletter: It’s Fall, Guys
Football is back! Surprised? So am I! Even though the NFL is set to be the least-changed aspect of our daily lives, it’s everything else that’s made the fact that the season is here appear weird. Of course, the NFL is going full steam ahead with its “pretend like nothing’s wrong” plan for this season.…
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Week -1 Newsletter: The Legend of Preseason
Welcome back to football! Well… almost. Obviously, the season hasn’t started yet any won’t for a couple more weeks. However, because we had our draft a little bit earlier than normal, saving the draft recap for another three weeks wouldn’t be too timely. Plus, that would make the newsletter incredibly massive and I don’t want…
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Week 1 Newsletter: The Sunny Side of Football Season
After months and months of waiting, our long national nightmare is finally over! After controversies, discussions, new additions, and plenty of hype, our favorite past time has returned! Season 13 of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia premiered last night! It was, in typical Always Sunny fashion, entertaining, clever, and hilarious. We’ve got weeks more of awesome content to come…
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Week 1 Newsletter: Here You Go
You asked for it, so here it is. During our draft, it was brought to my attention that commissioners in other leagues our members are in have sent out newsletters in the past, full of funny anecdotes, insightful analysis, and shit talking. Well, my competitive nature and my desire to get back to writing more…
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