Ruben's Writings

It’s fucking cold outside, the days are as short as they can be, and annoying music is playing on a loop. But, we’ve got some good ‘ol fashioned football to keep us all warm during the winter. Plus, you know, all of that holiday spirit and family time and presents and shit.  One more week…

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First off, sorry this is coming out a day late. I had everything done but the picture edits, which I was going to take care of yesterday. However, I got a text from one of my executive producers saying I had to come in from noon to 6 p.m. I wasn’t close to my computer…

Me last Friday: “Hmm… what should the theme for the next newsletter be? We’re getting close to the playoffs, so maybe something about battling for survival… something high-volume, turning it up to 11, heavy metal style. It’s gotta be badass and set the mood for the big showdowns coming up later… something hardcore and super manly…

(cue theme music) Happy Thanksgiving! Go spend time with your family and friends. But, if you need a distraction from some unbearable relatives, I’ve got just the thing. RECAP OF LAST WEEK THE KRISPY KRITTERS (7-4) DEF. LORD SANDWICH (6-5) 99.68 – 76.50 A lot of times, you can’t find a straight up position comparison…

I  hate it when people completely skip Thanksgiving and go straight to celebrating Christmas (looking at you, Starbucks/department stores/90% of my coworkers). However, I’ve got to mention the Most Wonderful Time of the Year because it will mark another year that Ewing will not get me a present. Believe it or not, I don’t have…