Ruben's Writings

Fantasy Football Newsletters, Soccer Rivalries, and Other Things

  • Week 1 Newsletter: The Sunny Side of Football Season

    After months and months of waiting, our long national nightmare is finally over! After controversies, discussions, new additions, and plenty of hype, our favorite past time has returned! Season 13 of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia premiered last night! It was, in typical Always Sunny fashion, entertaining, clever, and hilarious. We’ve got weeks more of awesome content to come…

  • Week 17 Newsletter: Heroes, Heartbreak, and History

    (cue theme music) I’ve paid my dues (unlike some of you)… time after time… After a long, long season… I’ve done my sentence… but committed no crime… Filled with ups and downs and plenty of injuries… And bad mistakes… I’ve made a few… And a few questionable waiver wire pickups… I’ve had my share of sand…

  • Week 16 Newsletter: Winter Has Come

    It’s fucking cold outside, the days are as short as they can be, and annoying music is playing on a loop. But, we’ve got some good ‘ol fashioned football to keep us all warm during the winter. Plus, you know, all of that holiday spirit and family time and presents and shit.  One more week…

  • Week 15 Newsletter: May The Force Be With You

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  • Week 14 Newsletter: The Tournament Begins

    First off, sorry this is coming out a day late. I had everything done but the picture edits, which I was going to take care of yesterday. However, I got a text from one of my executive producers saying I had to come in from noon to 6 p.m. I wasn’t close to my computer…

  • Week 13 Newsletter: Hey Football Heads

    Me last Friday: “Hmm… what should the theme for the next newsletter be? We’re getting close to the playoffs, so maybe something about battling for survival… something high-volume, turning it up to 11, heavy metal style. It’s gotta be badass and set the mood for the big showdowns coming up later… something hardcore and super manly…

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